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Joke of the Day
"What is Rickon Stark's favourite band? One Direction"
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"I was thinking about you today... Just wondering where I'm going to hide your body."
"What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F."
"I changed my wifi name to ""14.4k dial up connection"" so no one would bother stealing my signal."
"What kind of sex does a priest have? Nun."
"Deep Thoughts Do you think that, when two police officers are having sex, they appreciate the fact that they are copulating?"
"Why do we still call them newspapers when most of them aren't on paper... and most of them don't contain news?"
"I hate when waitresses flirt with me.. I can't tell if they just want the tip or if they want just the tip."
"don't be offended if someone doesn't reply to your text. their phone is prob ""just on silent"" or ""right in front of their lying face"""
"Whats long and hard and has cum in it ................... A cucumber :)"