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Joke of the Day
"What did the Indian guy say to his mother before he left for his nearest city? ""Mumbai"""
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"My Dyslexic Ex Was So Stupid... She thought she couldn't get pregnant after she got a DUI."
"oh, so now star wars is the best thing you've ever seen, is it? ""yes, and?"" so you've forgotten about the time we saw a snake wearing a hat?"
"Did you hear about the laptop RAM that was raped and had no memory of it? They say it was SO-DIMMy."
"One How many time travellers does it take to change a light bulb?"
"Why did I quit my job in Mexico? It didn't peso well."
"It's 2012. We're supposed to have flying cars and stuff. But no... Just pajamas that look like jeans."
"Something touched my leg while in the ocean and apparently I can walk on water now"
"What was the catchiest thing of 2014? Ebola"
"I went to Applebee's for dinner last night Our food was so good that I asked the waitress to bring out the chef, so they brought out the microwave."