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Joke of the Day

"I met a sick bird yesterday that got deported. The cops kept yelling about him being an ""ill-eagle""."

"Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies."

"Did you know the world's first sniper was Mexican? He even inspired the Sniper motto. Juan shot, Juan kill."

"What do you call a bovine beauty pageant winner? A big Miss Steak."

"A bunch of toilets were stolen from the police department... They have nothing to go on."

"Why did Hitler shoot himself? He saw his gas bill!"

"Irony Is getting pregnant on a pull out couch"

"Two rules for success 1. Never reveal everything you know"

"I just watched a movie where a serial killer murders people then cooks their dead bodies... It was a heartwarming story from start to finish"

"You know you are a bad driver when............. you see more middle fingers than a manicurist."