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Joke of the Day
"Why do airplanes have to go around the sweatpants factory? Because it's a NO FLY zone!"
Next Joke
"It sucks when an album has a real chill sad song and you're like oh yeahh and then the next song is crazy loud it makes me wanna eat knives."
"Why is the ocean blue? Because all the fish in there goes ""bloo bloo bloo"""
"What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The spacebar!"
"A man and his friend are having a conversation Man: When I was born, I was given the choice to either have a really good memory or a big dick Friend: Which one did you pick? Man: I don't remember"
"What do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen? Don't take her out again."
"A cop is confronted by a white guy with a gun and a black guy with a nerf bat. Who does he shoot first? The bystander with the camera."
"I Like my slaves how i like my coffee............ Free"
"Trump is single-handedly bringing down America. Actually, I take it back. With hands that small, he'd have to use them both."
"What is one thing... That Bill Clinton failed at? *Domestic affairs*"