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Joke of the Day

"The new Doctor Strange trailer just dropped... It's Mind Bendingdict ^^^Cumberbatch."

"The thing about blind prostitutes... You gotta hand it to em'"

"My dad I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"Say what you will about Clinton being a womanizer But Bush had the Twins go down on him."

"I just bought an answering machine and it doesn't work. Or maybe I'm just asking it the wrong questions."

"I'm ""the cord popped out of the phone cause I tried to stretch it from the kitchen to my room"" years old"

"Two Problems with North Carolina: Too many racists, and too many GODDAMN ASIANS."

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Rotten eggs"

"Experiment: text your parents ""got 2 grams for $40"" then right after ""Sorry ignore that txt. Not for you"" Then tweet pic of their response."

"A horny male giant went to college.... He got a degree in giantities."