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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind? Fa Ting"
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"Beating your wife isn't a joke It's a punchline."
"What do you call a cheap wig? A small price toupee."
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"Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts!"
"explosion Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere."
"What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!"
"occupation: the family disappointment"