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Joke of the Day
"So I went to a production about puns today... ...it was basically just a play, on words."
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"Came up with a somewhat original dead child joke today. How is a ten year old different from a pizza? Pizza doesn't beg for you to finish it off when you only eat half of it."
"Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says ""Safety Zone."""
"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and a dirty bus stop? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."
"Where was Solomon's temple located? On the side of his head."
"What genre consists of erotic novels? Cliterature"
"I just think it's sad that we've seen eachother naked and we don't talk every day."
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"My Swedish girlfriend broke up with me Now, I'm just somebody that she used to blow."