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Joke of the Day

"Rain drop drop top.... 1k upvotes and i'll sub to /r/clopclop"

"Is a person diagnosed with a Multiple Personality Disorder able to get a group rate from their therapist? Just asking for some friends."

"I like my women like I like my whiskey. Aged 14 years and mixed up in a little coke."

"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."

"What did Ava Braun say to Adolf Hitler? I love you so much, my head could explode!"

"I watched Canadian porn today... 2 girls 1 Stanley Cup ----------------- Credit Jeff Ross"

"Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice? A: He keeps having to eat his words."

"We were told we were gonna get 8 inches and only ended up getting 2 Sounds like every woman I've ever been with"

"Joke my dad loved What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory? Two test tickles"

"What did the tuba say to the clarinet? Nothing, instruments don't talk."