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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my whiskey. Aged 14 years and mixed up in a little coke."
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"Why did the zombie get a gym membership? Gaaaainsss"
"Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor? Because he was in Sidious."
"Wouldn't it be cool if Zombies & Vampires become human if we bite them first? Somebody needs to test that one."
"Theresa nothing worse about a breakup than your ex's name autocompleting whenever you type a word that starts with Theresa same letters"
"I'll never forget what my grandfather said to me right before he kicked the bucket. ""Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"TIFU By forgetting my wife was allergic to seafood when I got her supper from Subway Woops, wrong Sub."
"Woman cut me off, stole my parking spot. I honked, flipped her off and went into yoga. Woman came into class as the instructor. Namaste."
"What do The Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? The both circle Uranus and get rid of Klingons."
"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today."