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Joke of the Day
"what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? A receding hairline"
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"I was so busy yesterday, my smart phone had 75% battery left at the end of the day."
"DOUBLE VISION Breasts are proof that men can concentrate on 2 things at once"
"What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use lubricant."
"Mother: What do you mean the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit."
"With Girls Gone Wild bankrupt wild girls no longer have a home. Many of them will be put down. Please. Adopt a wild girl. Before she's gone."
"not doing the peanut butter and the penis trick with the dog anymore. My son caught me and wants to know why my face is in the dog's crotch"
"How did the hooker kill herself.. She blew her brains out!"
"...we came in"" Roger Waters favourite line is ""Is this where..."
"As a kid on summer nights I'd capture fireflies in a jar then show them to my father and say ""please buy me a sega this does nothing for me"""