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Joke of the Day
"Mexicans are shocked about Trump's wall But they'll get over it"
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"Why Can't Charlie Sheen Finish the Alphabet? Because when he gets to 'P' it burns."
"You're psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you."
"Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew."
"Apple watch, loudly: ""It is time for you to poop"" Me: ""A-as I was saying, our investors h-"" Watch, louder: ""It is your optimal poop time"""
"Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers? Under his buckin' hat."
"There once was a guy drawing blood... ...he used a pencillin."
"Touching story There is a boy and girl, the boy touched the girl, girl touched the boy. What a touching story."
"I met the guy who invented window sills... What a ledge!"
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he's 12"