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Joke of the Day
"My ex-girlfriend was an astronaut. So I guess you could say that, I've had a spacex."
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"What do Nazi Germany and vaginas have in common? Their tendency to subjugate poles."
"Well i thinks it's safe to say there will be no Turkey for Christmas this year"
"How much cocaine is 2 much? Do u think security will view me ridding the elevator from the 1st to 2nd floor for the past 3hrs suspicious??"
"My girlfriend told me she's ""spotting"" and I'm like yeah right for who? You can't even bench 50 Lbs lol"
"adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane"
"What is Newton's fifth law of motion? If you run around a tree at the speed of light you can literally fuck yourself."
"Why did the engineer drive the backwards? He had a loco motive."
"What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom? ""Sorry, I http"""
"My 5-year-old refused to eat her dinner because Netflix was running slow. At least she picked a worthy cause for her hunger strike."