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Joke of the Day
"Why did the computer overheat? Because windows wasn't open."
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"So there's this guy that does nothing but masturbate and watch Netflix all day... Oh wait... That's me."
"From a Christmas Cracker: What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff"
"Whenever I have a one night stand I always use protection A fake name and fake phone number."
"How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Scalding hot and drenched all over my penis in the McDonald's parking lot."
"How does a crackhead order their whiskey? On the rocks"
"Did you hear about the new $5 million dollar Kentucky State Lottery? The winner gets $5 for a million years."
"When Princess Leia doesn't want to have Sex... Han reply: It's fine I'll do it with my hand... solo."
"my favorite part about magazine interviews with actors are the 3 first paragraphs describing how they entered the hotel and sat down"