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Joke of the Day

"my favorite part about magazine interviews with actors are the 3 first paragraphs describing how they entered the hotel and sat down"

"What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps? A homeboyeur."

"Why don't baseball players get much action? Because they have foul balls."

"My sister is a theater teacher and asked her class, ""What would the world be like without theater?"" One of her students replied, ""Well, Abraham Lincoln would've lived a bit longer."""

"My sex life is like my baseball career I've never made it to second base"

"Why is the ocean always wet? Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode."

"What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn? Antique farm equipment!"

"What do you say when the yoga teacher tells you to leave class for no reason? Nah, I'mma stay."

"Thankful that Americans have one day a year when they can overindulge."

"Darren Went to a Doctor to Get a Solution of Loose Motions.. Doctor : Tell Me, What is your Problem?? Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D"