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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee Scalding hot and drenched all over my penis in the McDonald's parking lot."

"Did you hear about the circumcision Rabbi's wallet? When you rub it for a few minutes, it becomes a suitcase."

"Why did the squirrel swim on his back? To keep his nuts dry!"

"So how is your sushi? Meh, it's all rice."

"What's an sjw's favorite subject? Triggerednometry"

"I got arrested at the airport last week. Appearently security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding the plane."

"Why did the Frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the Chicken."

"The True Secret of Ignorance... ...you're looking in the wrong place."

"A number fight there was this 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 ganging on a 0, he tightened his belt and became an 8 and beat them all"

"A squirrel walks into a bar high on shrooms.... ...He looks at everybody and shouts: ""YOU'RE ALL FUCKING NUTS!"""