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Joke of the Day

"If Ursa Minor is made up of stars... is it safe to call it a Solar Bear?"

"What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship? All four people are happy."

"Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer? Because he dosen't have a plot."

"little son knows How to scare parents? Dad: ""Can I see your report card, son?"" Son: ""I don't have it."" Dad: ""Why?"" Son: ""I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."""

"I accidentally watched 2 minutes of golf and my pants turned plaid!"

"Did you hear about the Muslim artists who threw paint bombs at a building? They blue it up."

"North-Korean food I made North korean food for my GF. She said pizza isn't North korean. I said Shut up and eat it."

"What does it take for a Beatles reunion? Two Bullets."

"I thought the sea urchin was my friend but it was anemone."

"I made a chicken salad today... The bastard didn't even eat it."