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Joke of the Day

"An old Russian wisdom: Tell me who your friends are, And I'll tell you what you'll be charged with."

"A joke There was a dragon one time who didn't care about shit. It was real mad a lot. It said, ""fuck you"" to just about every one. Except for this one guy who he kinda liked."

"What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy? The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!"

"What do a 9 volt battery and a hot chick's asshole have in common? You know you shouldn't but you are going to put your tongue on it eventually."

"I like my chocolate like I like my men. Rich."

"Why is imgur down? It was over *cat*pacity."

"- Your Honor, I'd like to plead insanity. - On what grounds?! - I'm married. - I'll allow it."

"How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who gives a cluck? (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible?)"

"I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM, BECAUSE GRANDPA FORGOT TO WEAR HIS HEARING AIDS AGAIN!"

"Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek? Because it's the future."