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Joke of the Day

"Those Jihad magicians really need to learn new tricks... I'm tired of watching reporters get sawn in half."

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE OUR BIKES!!"

"A termite walks into a bar... and says ""Excuse me, is the bar tender here?"""

"Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time? America just did."

"Here's what I know about girls. If she's angry, it will pass. If she goes silent, leave the country, change your name & start a new life."

"[high school reunion] ""Hey aren't u the kid who used to lie and throw people under the bus all the time?"" No that was Tyler."

"She: We are having my mother For dinner tonight? Me: But darling i'm a vegetarian. . how can i eat her?"

"What do you call male and female Jewish baristas? Hebrews and Shebrews."

"I've really got into dating black chicks recently. Not because they take my fancy but I'm really bad at meeting the dad."

"My pupil is dilated... ...6 inches. Guess I shouldn't have believed her nine months ago when she said she was on the pill. 13 year old girls are such liars."