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Joke of the Day
"What kind of key opens a casket? A skeleton key."
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"LinkedIn is a terrible dating site"
"Classic An Englishman and an Irish man walk into a bar... ...they were watching Wales get through to the semi final."
"What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ? Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ..."
"What did Gimli say when his wife wasn't in the mood for sex? ""You're going to have to toss me"""
"My new house has special needs It has a re-tarred driveway."
"I got arrested by a female cop today... She said ""everything you say can and will be held against you"". I replied ""your boobs""."
"Operator: 911 what's your emergency? Me: PEOPLE ARE TAGGING ME IN PICTURES ON FACEBOOK AND I'M NOT EVEN IN THEM!"
"[catches your phone before it hits the ground] Whew, that was close! [smashes your phone against the wall] See, that could have happened."
"Kung Fu for Beginners by Flora Mugga"