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Joke of the Day
"What kind of key opens a casket? A skeleton key."
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"Bono and The Edge walks into a bar. The barman says ""Oh God, not U2 again."""
"So I got these shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced it with but I have been tripping all day. s/o to my professor for telling this joke to me today and giving me a good laugh."
"Did you hear about the broken watch from the 1800's? It was a timeless classic."
"u cant teach an old fern new tricks. u cant teach any fern any tricks. basicaly a fern makes for a verey disobedient pet"
"Confucius say... Do not meet girl in park. Park meat in girl."
"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch"
"Guy: If u won lotto, what'd u get? Me: A cat sitter G: To take extra good care of Sox? M: *pictures a cat in a suit taking care of me* Yes"
"I just saw an article titled ""Can We build a Real Jurassic Park?"" DID YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE?!"
"I usually like to go fishing... Just for the halibut"