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Joke of the Day
"If at first you don't succeed Skydiving may not be for you"
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"Insta before videos: hey look at my sushi ! Insta with videos: hey look at my sushi for 15 seconds !"
"Why don't you see penguins in Britain? Because they're afraid of Wales"
"What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores? Spirits"
"What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work? Spell check!"
"Almost had a threeseom. All i needed was 2 more girls."
"- You always have to have the last word. - THAT IS A LIE! - OK, I'm sorry. - Spatula."
"Office assistant is throwing darts at a picture of her boss. Phone rings. It's the boss. Boss: What are you doing right now? Assistant: Missing you."
"Whenever a guy peeps into my phone, I open the front cam and take a selfie with him."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck ninety-nine, but deer nuts are always under a buck"