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Joke of the Day

"*pours a shaker of salt into the ocean* You're free now"

"What sex position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mom. (Sorry if this has already been posted)"

"One of Donald Trump's slogans is America First! We'll rob the other countries later."

"Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms."

"Hitler was Right All Along. At the same time, Stalin was Left."

"A woman's legs are a lot like peanut butter It's much easier to get them to spread if you have a knife"

"Here's a fact, gay guys love vagina. Okay, that might be wrong. I'm just trying to get my facts straight."

"What were the last words of the explorer who discovered the Boa Constrictor? ""Can't...breathe..."""

"Why can't Bill Gates get a girlfriend? Because his penis is Microsoft."

"My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes. They did unspeakable things to her."