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Joke of the Day
"What kind of ships can't go in salt water? Snail-boats"
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"Hulu coming to PS3. Finally I can watch TV on my TV."
"Humans are bad at being basketballs."
"Twitter yesterday: We are outraged about the lion! Twitter today: We are outraged about the outrage about the lion!"
"Why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"My heart goes out to all the single thermometers that don't get any help from the therdadeter."
"If you're wearing khaki above the waist I'm going to assume you know everything about every animal."
"The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called ""The Fission Chips."""
"My girl friend said to me ""sex is better on daytime""... That wasn't a very nice Idea..."
"I didn't understand why my wife bought me a metal detector for Valentines day... Until she told me she got her clit pierced."