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Joke of the Day

"My bank account status is more scary than the Conjuring!"

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"Chemistry joke thread? I'll start: I was at -273.15C one time. It was OK. What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium I'm sorry guys there really are no good chemistry jokes: all the good ones argon."
"...and the bartender says, ""sorry. We don't serve time travellers."" http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3lsvu6/a_time_traveller_walks_into_a_bar/"
"Is it okay to use everyday objects for anal stimulation? I'm sitting on the fence."
"What's the difference between sex and conversation? You don't know? Well let's go have a discussion..."
"If my glass is half full then I start wondering where my bartender is."
"My wife said I'm an idiot who can't do the simplest of things right So I packed her bags and left."
"What is Donald Trump's favorite type of cheese? White American."
"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Star Wars movie? Rogue Juan."