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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong? 500 Internal Server Error"

"My doctor tells me I'm healthy enough for sexual activity...I'm just not attractive enough."

"I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science."

"Me: I love you. 5 yr: I love you too. Me: I love you more than you'll ever love me. 5 yr: Okay"

"1969: America winning space race with the Russians 2014: America keeping up with the Kardashians."

"yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic"

"Having problems with my low-libido S.O., but last night she finally took one for the team! But when she got home she was completely exhausted and still didn't want to have sex with me."

"My girlfriend likes to play this weird game.. Where she dresses up like herself and acts like a bitch all the time."

"I'm a Mexican with a black belt Call me Juan Punch"

"How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute? When the leash goes slack."