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Joke of the Day

"Google just called, they want to put a camera on your mom... ... they heard she makes it around the block faster than their street view cars."

"What do you say when your village gets the Black Death I'm bubon-sick of this plague."

"Email and social media only go so far. Today, pick up the phone and call a brand you love."

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def leppard"

"My mate Sid was a victim of I.D theft. He's just called S now."

"I give it 6 months before Banksy does a graffiti of the statue of liberty with the snapchat dogface filter on it"

"Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop? She forgot to delete her Bowser history"

"Candy Crushers keep inboxing me saying that they need ""lives"" as if I didn't already know that."

"""I'm all up for sex with handcuffs..."" ""...I just think a little warning would have been nice, Officer."""

"Isaac Newton was the pride of the family until his great great grandson Fig was born."