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Joke of the Day
"Candy Crushers keep inboxing me saying that they need ""lives"" as if I didn't already know that."
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"So there comes a man at the bakery... Bakery closed."
"Me: *sneezes* Mom: Remember February 17, 2009 when I told you to bring a jacket?"
"A cowboy opens a German car dealership His business card says ""Audi Partner"""
"Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about? You always end up going off onto tangents."
"Your momma's so fat... she's diabetic."
"Seriously how much of Krypton fell to earth and how do bad guys keep finding it? You're Superman, handle your shit. This ain't a game, dawg."
"An Elderly Couple were Watching TV They died."
"Why do farmers put bells on cows? Their horns don't work."
"""evreytime god closes a door, he opens a window"" - me, tryimg to convince my clients their house isnt haunted"