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Joke of the Day

"dont be sad, girl. u are like a iceberg.. 90% of ur beauty is below the surface. now 95%. now 100% OMG GIRL ARE YOU DROWNIMG"

"Doggy Sherlock Holmes was investigating a case... Doggy Sherlock: Any leads? Doggy Watson: Yes, Holmes. Two. Doggy Sherlock: Excellent, lets take them and go walkies."

"How British is Adele ? She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is ."

"The reason why there aren't much female superheroes is that you can't expect a girl to wear the same superhero costume twice in a month"

"To some, it's known as ""soda."" Some call it ""pop."" Some even order it as ""coke"" or ""cola."" The spicy bubble brown juice goes by many names"

"If my iPod doesn't work in the next few minutes, I'm throwing it in the river. It can either sync or swim."

"What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas? His verdict."

"The lights at this chinese dumpling place were too bright I had to ask them to Dim Sum"

"What do you call a residential area for horse lovers? A neighbourhood."

"once there was a king He was very Poor"