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Joke of the Day

"Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop? She forgot to delete her Bowser history"

"I don't like having long hair... ...but it's kind of growing on me"

"In a recent online survey, 90% of men admitted to masturbating regularly. The remaining 10% hit the wrong button with their left hand."

"Helping my kid memorize a list of cities and accidentally wrote a Pitbull song."

"Hear about the kidnapping at school? Don't worry he woke up"

"What's the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"What's Al Gore's dancer name? Algorithm."

"How do you drive a Unitarian out of town? Burn a question mark on their front lawn."

"gotta love cousins... what do you call a hispanic man who's car got jacked? Carlos. what do you call the italian man who stole it? Carmine."

"I shake my bottled water so the H's & O's are evenly distributed."