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Joke of the Day

"I asked Donald Trump what he thought about my penis He said it's going to be huuuuuuge."

"Virgin mary enters into heaven as soon as she gets in she notices a hot dog stand. She blushes and giggling says ""the holy spirit!"""

"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? **They planet.**"

"My Dad is a real family man. He has three of them"

"I think from now on...I'm going to start referring to the crease on my double chin, as an ""extra smile""."

"I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

"Why are lions more religious than other animals? They prey regularly."

"What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate? Sandy Hook."

"I bet that Heimlich was just a perv who molested people from behind, and one time accidentally saved someone from choking."

"Reddit thread: What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100? http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/what_is_the_coolest_thing_i_can_buy_on_the/c5hp9rg"