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Joke of the Day

"Virgin mary enters into heaven as soon as she gets in she notices a hot dog stand. She blushes and giggling says ""the holy spirit!"""

"Just burned 2000 calories while in bed. That's the last time I take a nap while the brownies are in the oven."

"What's the difference between Jewish people and Harry Potter? Harry can survive the Chamber."

"People who quit Reddit, what is life like now?"

"What do you call a boat that won't float? Bloated."

"Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan."

"I heard there's a machine that can make cocaine in less than 4 milliseconds! I believe it's called the Instagram."

"What did the lesbian vampires say to each other? Seeya next month!"

"Lamar Odom suffered a dozen strokes... Tiger Woods is jealous of his low stroke count."

"Why were the twin towers sad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane."