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Joke of the Day
"Are we still burning witches? It's the 21st century. We should be microwaving them."
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"Perfect one night stand: Amish person. No internet access. No phones. In the heat of passion they'll whisper the secret to apple butter."
"Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail? at his P.O. Box"
"How much does a Satanist weigh? A pentagram."
"What do Jewish pedophiles say? ""Hey kids, want to buy some candy?"""
"I just misspelled a word so bad that auto correct blew milk out its nose."
"My family tree is a cactus,,,,,, Yeah, we're mostly pricks."
"It's not that I don't care about the environment, it's just your fabric grocery bag doesn't match my outfit."
"What do you find at the end of a double rainbow? A group of gay men"
"Why did the feminist burn down the field of canola? She said she was defending herself against rape."