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Joke of the Day
"I just misspelled a word so bad that auto correct blew milk out its nose."
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"Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces? The pawn shop."
"What did the spy say at the glass beach? *The coast is clear*"
"My doctor said i had to take something against my kleptomania... So i stole his wallet."
"The rest of the world should fear our military. We have the most cutting edge technology 1954 had to offer."
"An Irishman goes for a job as a blacksmith He's asked ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" ""No but I have told a donkey to fuck off"""
"Reddit you say? Yeah, I redd-about-it. *rimshot* PS: Sorry for subjecting you to this horrible fucking joke."
"Why is Paula Deen's restaurant called ""Paula Deen's Kitchen""? Because the name ""White Castle"" was already taken"
"Two guys from Michigan wake up in Hell....... ...and they go about there day, and live there daily lives as citizens of Hell, Michigan."
"Porsche did 911"