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Joke of the Day

"I just misspelled a word so bad that auto correct blew milk out its nose."

"If he asks you to be his girlfriend say yes and then hide from him so he can never break up with you."

"What is Bill Cosby's favorite ice cream flavor? Rape."

"Why did god give women legs? Have you ever seen the trail a snail leaves?"

"Sex while camping... It's in tents."

"If Mitt Romney was president, we'd blame everything on him. ""Damn why is it so cold outside? It wasn't this cold when Obama was president."""

"[outside eden] Adam: This isnt so bad Eve: Yea Adam: [mosquito lands on arm] Wtf is this [5 min later] Adam: [banging on gates] WE'RE SORRY"

"If you are a woman and you like men that wear glasses... I am full of specs appeal."

"What's the capital of Zimbabwe? Hyper-inflated."

"OC: My wife recently caught me receiving a hand-job from a circus soothsayer. It was truly a stroke of Miss Fortune."