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Joke of the Day

"What do Jewish pedophiles say? ""Hey kids, want to buy some candy?"""

"Why do the jews have such big noses? because air is free"

"An elderly woman was at the doctor's office... She asked why she was so sore all the time. He replied, jokingly, ""A dissipated youth?"" She replied, ""I wish I could remember him!"""

"Did you hear about the couple who went on a second honeymoon to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary? This time it was his turn to sit on the edge of the bed and cry because it was too big."

"We're all big racist time bombs set for ""elderly."""

"Whenever I weigh myself, I always subtract 10 pounds. I don't think boobs, brains, and an ass this fabulous should count against me."

"What is a sluts favourite drink? 7-Up in cider"

"If I had a time machine I'd go back to 900 A.D. and just scare the shit out of people with an electric toothbrush."

"Why is this election historic? It's the first time we're guaranteed there'll be a cunt in the oval office."

"It's like these people that have to shop at Goodwill don't even realize how lucky and trendy they are!"