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"My family tree is a cactus,,,,,, Yeah, we're mostly pricks."
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"""Say hello to my little friend"" Great Movie Quote. Terrible bedroom talk."
"I had so much sex... and I was so sexually drained, you could say I was fucking retarded."
"How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it."
"The rabbi really messed up that circumcision... It was a total rip-off."
"Learning about frequency is so boring ... It literally Hertz."
"What do you calla judge with no thumbs? Justice fingers"
"I told my vodka about you."
"An opening line when you're meeting her parents. I cut back on the alcohol because you should be able to trust a fart at 27."
"What is a German's favorite Pokemon? NEINtales"