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Joke of the Day
"Man, Asians drive so bad . . . I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."
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"Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow? Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!"
"Thinking about quitting my job to pursue my dream of not working."
"Donald Trump says that he plans to reduce inflation. Shortly after, Tom Brady announced his intent to vote for Trump."
"I'm going to go to the gym and then to eat a Doritos Loco Taco, because I like to keep my body guessing whether or not I hate it."
"Graphic designers just aren't my type."
"When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......"
"What's E.T. Short for? Cause he's got small legs......"
"Did you hear about that girl in the terrible car accident the other day? Her entire left side had to be amputated. She's all right now."
"My friend likes going out.Recently he went out of his mind."