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Joke of the Day
"*someone hands me a baby* Oh... no thank you *places baby on the ground*"
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"reminder that Pop Secret was initially very poorly translated in Japan, where it was called ""Deceptions of the Father"""
"Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !"
"If ifs & buts were candy & nuts, the first part of this sentence would read ""Candy candies & nuts were candy & nuts."" ...Confusing, right?"
"I was this close to having a threesome last night... Just needed two more people."
"5yo: I can't wear those socks today. They say Wednesday. Me: If anyone notices, tell them you're here from the future to save the world."
"Who would guess that people will fight to get into trains heading for German camps."
"So, I hear Islamic Mysticism is all you need... It's suficient."
"Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual? Because the pedals fell off."
"I'm thinking of giving away my broken marionette. No strings attached"