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Joke of the Day

"I was this close to having a threesome last night... Just needed two more people."

"Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of ""Polish Remover""."

"Why can't Santa play in the NBA? He has a no-trade Claus"

"Shout out... ...to the people who don't know what the opposite of in is."

"My mom once asked if Jack Frost was based on a true story. Jack Frost is a movie where a father dies and returns as a snowman."

"Hub: What time is our movie tonight? Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 ""Back off ladies. He's mine"""

"Call me Christopher Columbus, Because I'm coming to get India."

"You're shoes are untied! April fools! Got ya!!"

"Did you hear about the golfer that bedded the Queen? He got a hole in one."

"What's the hardest about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in..."