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Joke of the Day

"Latino soap operas where no one seems to have locks on their doors and people burst in at odd hours demanding the truth"

"What do you call a cow with one udder? A bull."

"Did you hear about the little skunk who got lost in the woods? He called home on his smell phone."

"Her: Oh, a handsome man like you must be used to compliments. Me: Yes, but do go on..."

"I like watching horror films hiding behind he sofa That way, my neighbors don't know I'm there Credit to Jim Carr"

"Did you know that there is an elephant at Bush Gardens? That's what I call my crotch."

"What do you call an angry wind? A cross breeze."

"What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper."

"I kept reading a book about Gawker... But every page kept going back to Chapter 11"

"Sometimes I drown cookies in milk in front of their family until they tell me the whereabouts of the Keebler Elves."