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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I drown cookies in milk in front of their family until they tell me the whereabouts of the Keebler Elves."

"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite restaurant? Sizzle-r"

"My neutered cat has such a tiny girly voice Must be a catstratti"

"Carrots are good for your eyes but they hurt when I put them in."

"How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? Simple! He just worked it out with a pencil!"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton get in a car wreck, who survives? America."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $39 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest."

"Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean."

"How do you karma whore on r/Jokes?"

"What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop? The second hand shop."