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Joke of the Day
"Batman doesn't have nightmares Nightmares have batman"
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"Girlfriend pressuring you to have a baby? Set the alarm on her phone to an infant screaming. If that doesn't changer her mind..DUMP HER!"
"If you accidentally use Pam cooking spray instead of Off... It still works, because the mosquitoes just slide off your legs."
"It was the Middle Ages. There's no way Rapunzel didn't have lice."
"What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket? A bonding agent."
"(Business) Mike: It's a sled. I call it the Mikesled. Bob: I have a better idea."
"To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends."
"A double amputee has escaped from the mental asylum I wouldn't worry too much, he's armless."
"[to a straight couple] Which one is the lesbian and which one is the other lesbian"
"A man walks into a bar with a loaded gun ""All right, anyone here that slept with my wife, please step forward. A man from the back of the bar shouts, ""You don't have enough bullets!"""