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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee the way I like my slaves... Free."
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"The Washington Redskins are changing their name because of its racist, violence prone, and uncivilized connotations"
"I let my kids play on my Samsung Galaxy Note 7... They had a Blast!"
"A man with a mirror leaves a party... ... and says ""I'll see myself out."""
"[in Batmobile] Superman: Hey Batman: Sup? S: Promise you won't be mad? B: [sighs] I asked if you had to go before we left the Batcave!!"
"If the only way you say ""Happy Birthday"" to someone is via their Facebook wall, they're not your friend."
"TIL Dr Dre adopted a child from Mexico The child calls him his ""PaDre"""
"You can't die, man! Not right now. Not on my watch! *lifts dead body and pulls watch put from under it*"
"Cheap 1st Date Ideas: Get some matching Red Polo shirts & hang out in a Target. Give terrible info to inquisitive costumers."
"*wakes up in a cold sweat* Ohhhh OVERALLS because you wear them over all your other clothes"