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Joke of the Day

"Cheap 1st Date Ideas: Get some matching Red Polo shirts & hang out in a Target. Give terrible info to inquisitive costumers."

"My wise grandfather once told me, ""The small things in life are often the most beautiful."" Guess that explains my midget fetish."

"19 and 20 got in a fight... 21"

"Three Blondes Walk Into A Bar Thought one of them would have seen it"

"Find someone who shares your values & dreams- but likes a different kind of dipping sauce for chicken strips so you don't have to share that"

"Women usually love when I compliment them on their youthful appearance. But this lady is obviously upset over comments about her pimples."

"The only thing worse than a male chauvinistic pig is a woman that won't do as she is told."

"Couch: $300 TV: $1000 Chips: $3. The look on your face when you don't have electricity: Priceless"

"Aliens must know that we're an easily conquerable race if they've ever seen us try to cancel a printer job."

"Yes you impress me but so does a new set of windshield wipers."