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Joke of the Day

"TIL Dr Dre adopted a child from Mexico The child calls him his ""PaDre"""

"-Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!"

"Did you hear about the shop that only employed dwarves? It had to close because it was short staffed."

"Man crushed by giant baseball. Witnesses say object came right out of left field."

"CNN reports Hurricane Patricia ""hit luxury resorts and impoverished villages with equal ferocity."" Did they expect wealth-based discernment?"

"My wife treats me like a God Every evening at dinner I get a burnt offering."

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma One has claws at the end of its paws, the other's a pause at the end of its clause."

"Is there a morning after pill to erase all the texts from the night before?"

"Wiping your ass is a lot like a traffic light Red means stop."

"I'm not racist I have a colored T.V."