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Joke of the Day
"YOLO You Only Love Owls."
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"""PS, I love you"" -- Me to my PlayStation."
"How do you confuse a blonde? You paint yourself green, and throw forks at her"
"The nominees are Leonardo DiCaprio Leonardo DiCaprio Leonardo DiCaprio And the winner is *opens envelope* mad max fury road"
"How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? We'll get on it next week"
"Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside"
"My dating life."
"My girlfriend tricked me into not having sex tonight... Talk about a missed erection. It's best if you read it out loud."
"Why did the libertarian cross the road? None of your goddamn business. Am I being detained?"
"My 17yo pretends he doesn't understand how the washer works when I ask him to do the laundry Congrats, you're finally a man"