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Joke of the Day
"How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? We'll get on it next week"
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"Men get frustrated because they don't understand how women think. Women get frustrated because they understand how men think."
"I don't see why everyone likes circles so much They're so pointless."
"How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb? Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!"
"I want my children to have all the things that I never had. Like nice children..."
"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? The circus has a bunch of cunning stunts..."
"What makes a feminist prostitute angry? She gets payed less than the transsexual prostitute."
"When a band has Z's where S's should be in their name, I'm like, ""Woah, watch out! These bad boys aren't playing by society's rules."""
"What do you call a burning white guy? A firecracker"
"Going to the bathroom isn't the problem It's the shit that I have to deal with every day."