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Joke of the Day

"How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? We'll get on it next week"

"Sometimes in the mornings I have dirty thoughts about a dead girlfriend Mourning wood"

"Socialist jokes are the best. Everyone gets them."

"Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she."

"I tried the blowjob trick with dogs and peanut butter I don't know what the fuss is all about. It tasted terrible."

"Two red blood cells met and fell in love but alas, it was in vein."

"Gabriel ""Really? That's how you want humans to reproduce?"" God ""Trust me. It will be hilarious."""

"The reason women will never be the ones to propose is because as soon as she gets on her knees The man will start unzipping"

"Are you dylsexic? Probably."

"What do Jewish women get when they go to the gynecologist? A pap schmear."