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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the joke about the pizza? Nevermind, it's cheesy."

"Goddammit, my parole officer says none of my RTs count towards community service. This has been a huge waste of time."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke"

"If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say,""Help, they've turned me into a parrot."" you are wasting everybody's time."

"Guys.You can't make everyone happy, so just concentrate on me"

"2 lepers playing poker... 1 throws his hand in, the other laughs his head off."

"What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell it, but they can't eat it."

"My wife left me for a fisherman. Poor guy's still reeling."

"I secretly love men from Scotland... It's my kilty pleasure."

"My last name is Zilla."