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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the joke about the pizza? Nevermind, it's cheesy."

"HOT SINGLES HAVE MIGRATED AWAY FROM YOUR AREA DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE"

"I hate people who love anal sex They're all fucking assholes"

"Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches? It's called The Hex-Files."

"Three men walked into a bar Thought one of em had seen it."

"Different ways to say ""NO"": German: Nein Russian: Niej Arabic: La Women: Yes, but ..."

"Hair pulling during sex is hot unless the whole wig comes off."

"I organized a threesome last night There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time."

"I still remember my Grandfather's last ever joke... He said to me, before he passed- 'Quick! Get my medicine!' But, I didn't get it :/"

"An anti-semantic walks into a synagogue. The linguists in the group are offended and leave."