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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches? It's called The Hex-Files."

"Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips? Because he's a waiter. (lol)"

"I like my black people like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."

"What do you call a necrophiliac cumshot [Dirty (obviously)] Ice Cream"

"Netflix just announced it's raising the price and changing it's slogan to ""One movie you wanna see and a thousand others you never heard of"""

"My friend starting hearing bagpipes in the back of his head I swear, I think he has Scotsophrenia."

"Why didn't the bird cross the road? It chickened out."

"Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president? So women don't get elected."

"How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? I have no idea. I did hire four prostitutes once, but we did other stuff."

"""Take it from the top, but do it a bit more boring and awful this time."" --Coldplay's Producer"