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Joke of the Day
"Where does a thumb meet its type? At ***the space bar!*** oh-my-goodness! ~Skip"
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"Why did the strawberry cross the road? There was a traffic jam."
"Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you? Because he doesn't know the time of day."
"What's the longest word in the world? Smiles. There's a mile between each 's'."
"Why-Fi: The existential Internet connection."
"What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone."
"How do you pick up a jewish girl... With a dust pan."
"""You stand accused of 3 counts of first degree murder."" ""Look, I'm a lot of things--"" ""Are you a murderer?"" [bites lower lip] ""Little bit."""
"The way I dealt with that unexpected cobweb to the face tells me I probably wouldn't have been much use in Vietnam."
"Most animals don't like gore. But leeches are suckers for blood."