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Joke of the Day

"Why was 6 afraid of 7?? Because 7 had Ebola."

"For all you World of Tanks players: what does LTP stand for? LeichtTractor Premium"

"My bladder has been tested on this road trip. I still don't know how far a 'mile' really is but I can drive 75 of them before I have to pee."

"TIFU when I deleted my gym membership, hit my lawyer, & posted it to Facebook."

"My son asked me what it's like to be married... So I took his iPod and deleted all of his songs except for one."

"I keep trying to make funny eye puns... But my friends say they keep getting cornea and cornea."

"The Energizer Bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery."

"[hell] Satan: Everybody get online & read stuff that makes you mad for eternity Guy next to me: Nooooo Me: I trained my whole life for this"

"What is your funniest joke about the French? Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits."

"Roommate: (looking over my shoulder at my files) What's ""goat_in_heels.wav"" (I slam my laptop shut & throw it through a closed window)"