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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7?? Because 7 had Ebola."
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"I've had an awful year. I lost my job, broke my leg and my wife's run off with my best friend... I do miss him."
"I wear a cape because I'm Super Broke"
"I have only ever completed 2 successful high-fives."
"Did you hear about the live performance about the dictionary? I heard it was a play on words."
"What type of punch hurts kids the most? A sandy hook"