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Joke of the Day

"My bladder has been tested on this road trip. I still don't know how far a 'mile' really is but I can drive 75 of them before I have to pee."

"Wife: Are you crying in there? Me crying: NO! W: have you been eating cheese again? *opens door* Me with mousetrap stuck to lips: NO"

"Friend: what time do you usually go to bed? Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4"

"If a white-washed Asian is a banana.. Then a black-washed Asian is an Eminem."

"I'm having a problem in Call Of Duty. I go to the menu and....... alright I guess by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites"

"How do you tell if a man is gay? When you're fucking him in the ass, reach around; if he has a boner... He's gay"

"How do you know if you're at a gay guys cookout?? The hot dogs taste like shit!"

"I came up with a new joke I invented a new word: Plagarism"

"Apparently asking the boss "" who ignited the fuse on your tampon?"" will get you sent to HR."

"On this new /j thing im really back and forth on it"